We did not celebrate Chris' birthday 4 times, and he did not love each party and all the attention and gifts he recieved...
I did not find incredible deals at JCPenney... saving $281.00 while only spending $50.00.
I did not let my daughter eat her leftover ice cream for breakfast on saturday... i definately did not eat mine too! (we were the only ones home along with micah)
My son does not crawl through the kitchen picking up dropped food and eating it... I have not refered to him as "the family dog."